Toffs look after their own, a Cuckoo strikes and the Result is Cubed!

So Max is still in charge, over 100 representatives voted for the pervert.

This has sparked debt about the future of F1. Everyones mate Andy Warhole aka ‘Bernie Ecclestone’ has played down claims that teams could form their own championship because of unease over Max Mosley.
"Nobody has discussed a breakaway," said Ecclestone, who insisted talks were focusing on the new deal.
The Concorde Agreement, the document by which F1 is governed and which ties the teams to the sport, expired at the end of last year.
That means the teams are theoretically free to set up their own championship, for which they would negotiate with circuits and television companies themselves.

It would serve the oligarchs right if a new formula was created by the motor industry.

Qualifying

A few surprises, with the Polish cleaner, ‘Can you hear the drums’ and the ‘youngest old boy’ putting in impressive laps. Equally very poor laps for the baby Brazilian, The sober fin and the gentle German.

The Race

WHAT AN IDIOT! – For all those who thought that the Boy from Switzerland was the new best thing, look at the school boy error. I am so cross, what do you use your eyes for Lewis, try looking at the race track, the safety lights, and remember to use your left foot.

If I drove into the back of a car stopped at a set of traffic lights, I would get points, a fine and could be charged of driving without due care and attention, clearly the rules are different if you have a super licences!

With some strange strategies, and the aforementioned accident the running order was turned on its head, did it make for an interesting race?

Well on lap 33 the car in front of the car in front was a Toyota, with no one in front of him.

BREAKING NEWS – Louise has the Muppet in the pit lane and what a disingenuous b*st*rd!

OMG we just had some overtaking, Massa takes Rubens and ‘The sober Finn’ in one move in one corner, wow!

Quick conspiracy theory, when ‘Cuckoo Boy’ fails ‘The Sober Finn’ has problems, a bid to establish a clear number 1, you decide!
So interesting race? Not really, its still to processional and still watches better on skyplus x6.

Congratulations to the Clean Cube, Mc DC and Tick Tock Glock!

BREAKING NEWS - Cuckoo dropped 10 places on the grid for the next race. That will teach him 'Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

So how did that effect our points:

Storming Tea Cups – 1201 – (300)

Go Zoe, Go. A massive 300 points takes to the top of the table. In an upside down Nick the German, The Flying Japanese and Mc Oldie did great. With the Distraction already having played their joker, things are looking good for the Sugar Queen

MtBF – 1178 – (290)

Another good race for MtBF only beaten by Mrs Super Evo, if it had not been for that idiot Cuckoo boy Nico would have given her the win.

The Phoenicii – 1121 – (272)

A close 3rd sees the flaming one fly up the table, not helped by still having the defunct Super Aguri in his team, a couple of well selected transfers could put the pressure of the better of the 2 Evo’s

Black Bloods – 804 – (153)

A strong team on paper, but unfortunately the race is not driven on paper (that’s a MASA original!). I am sure things will pick up……………………

Baggie Greens – 923 – (149)

What has happened to the Baggies, the early season promise has deserted them. The sensible choice is not helping the Baggies, they need to get some of their Cricket or Fuseball form back and soon.

Distraction - 1173 - (116)

Rubbish!

Next Race

Will The Cuckoo, manage to pull back the 10 grid places without hitting anyone?
Can MtBF and the Sugar Babe continue their rise?
Will the Bloods care what happens?

Find out this and more after the GP of ‘Cheese eating surrender monkey land’