Max finds his right is wrong

Mosley by name, Mosley by nature.

What is more shocking than the revelations about Max Mosley and his antics but the fact that he has not denied it, just threatened to sue over invasion of privacy. At no put has he denied it, whilst we should all be open minded enough to let people do as they will behind closed doors, the antics of son of fascist Oswald Mosley is socially unacceptable.
Should he lose his job over something in his private life, YES without doubt. With power comes responsibility, and with responsibility comes constraints and that includes not having sex in Nazi uniforms.
It is rare for everyone to be so outraged so quickly put no one is there to support the man with the strong right hand.
Jewish groups condemned the behavior of Mosley, 67, whose father, Sir Oswald, was the leader of the British Union of Fascists and a friend of Adolf Hitler.
Mr Mosley was caught on video by the News of the World with five women in an underground “torture chamber” in Chelsea, where he spent several hours allegedly indulging in sado-masochistic sex.
The Oxford-educated former barrister, who is president of the Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile (FIA), reenacted a concentration camp scene in which he played the role of both guard and inmate.
Mr Mosley, a close confidant of Bernie Ecclestone, who holds the commercial rights to Formula One, paid £2,500 cash for the sex services, the Sunday newspaper claimed.
His antics stunned Jewish leaders and motorsport insiders. “This is sick and depraved,” Karen Pollock, chief executive of the Holocaust Educational Trust, said. “For anyone to be in such a position of influence and power beggars belief. I am absolutely appalled.”
Stephen Smith, director of the Holocaust Centre, said: “As Mr Mosley has condemned the racism in motor sport he should live up to the standards he sets. This is an insult to millions of victims, survivors and their families. He should apologise. He should resign from the sport.”

Qualifying

Interesting, the prancing horses are clearly the fastest, yet managed to start behind Rubic Kubica (Massa) and the ‘Boy from Switzerland’ (Drunken Finn). Rosberg wins the qualification of the day award for starting 8 places ahead of his team mate. We should also congratulate the Pole on Pole

The Race

From flag to finish for the baby Brazilian, not a lot of overtaking, 19 cars finished, mean the points for places made up were well won. Luck there was Max this week, cos the racing was pants!

Break Test????

So the race and after a Prost style start, the ‘Boy from Switzerland’ decided to drive through ‘Can you hear the drums’, as opposed to overtaking him.

Quotes of the Day

Brundle - ‘And Lewis is driving slower than a slow thing’

Brundle - ‘And the star in the reasonable priced car is Fisichella’

Allen - ‘Lewis has a phobia of sharks and it looks like he has taken a bit out of Alonso’s rear wing’

Result

1st Baby Brazilian
2nd Drunken Fin
3rd Robert ‘the Cleaner’ Kubica
4th Nick ‘My BMW does not have indicators’ Heidfeld
5th The Sober Fin
6th Jarno ‘One lap only’ Trulli
7th Mark ‘throw another one on the barbi‘ Webber
8th Nico ‘The Germany Fin’ Rosberg

Baggy Green and Gold (232)

An inspired choice to drop the Switz boy for the Finnish drunk, and she has Massa in her work team. Solid performance from everyone to deliver 3rd place on the race.

Driven to Distraction (392)

Would have been 5th if not for playing his joker, let down my Vettel again, 3 races no finishes, time for a transfer me things. Otherwise strong performance.

The Phonenicii (238)

Would have been 1st but for the driven Joker, but one must question whether he can continue to rely on Jarno ‘one lap’ Trulli

Storm in a Tea Cup (219)

She makes a transfer and scores big, Nakajima in for Vettel and 66 more points scored! In a close week, 5th place, but only 19 off 2nd.

BloodNoir (222)

Double Nelson, ‘ha-ha’’ha-ha’ for the blood girls. Swapped one Macca boy for the other, and it paid off, still not sure that her new Toyota engines are ever going to score points though (they need to finish in the top 3!)

Mums the Best Formula (180)

Last, let down by average scores for Cube the Cleaner, and Nico the Fin and by Coultard again forgetting to use his mirrors on Button. Rumour has it that she has some new aero parts coming for Spain and expects to be on the pace on the front runners, time will tell.

The Last Race answered

Will 2 swallows make a summer for the Baggy Aussie? – Got a 3rd housemartin
Will history finally start paying off for the Distraction? – No, should have subbed Vettel
Will the Phoenix continue is rise? – Looks like they are going for the Fuseball consistency approach
Have the Tea Cups peaked already? – Who knows
Will Black Blood go for slow and steady wins the title? Not if they keep Toyota Engines
Will MKB stay awake long enough to make it to Bahrain? – It doesn’t look like it! Snozing in last place.

Next Race
Will the Baggies change their drivers again?
Will distraction remember to drop Vettel, and if they do will it be like FFL and he suddenly does great?
Will the copper tops go red top?
Can the T-lady sweeten the mix?
Can the bloods work out how to get a Macca or Ferrari into their engine slot?
WAKE UP MKB!

Next race Spain, 27th April.